Seemed like an appropriate journal title...

So, the Urban Dictionary is full of all sorts of amusing entries, thus providing ample material for this forum/journal game that I decided to try out over at ULTIMA JAVA. Here are the results:

Basic concept, just type the answer to each question into the Urban Dictionary, then look at the results and (if there are multiple answers) pick one you particularly like.

1.) Your name?

Kevin: Basically a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humour. [sheesh, a modest result there eh]

2.) Your age?

25: The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter. [funny, as far as I know it's the same story in South Africa]

3.) One of your friends?

Nick: The most amazing person alive with a huge p[oh for pete's sake these entries are obsessed with male anatomy!]

4.) What should you be doing?

Work: A place where people have to go everyday to get paid. Also known as "hell". [well it's not that bad actually]

5.) Favourite colour?

Green: Yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses too. Of course, it is also a golfing term, but that's really not very much fun, now is it? [dunno, I think golf can be very amusing]

6.) Birthplace?

Cape Town: The mother city, where its at. From the ANC to the MCQP, from Telkom to Eskom (and all the other service providers that have let us down). Cape Town was one of the, if not the, first colonial cities in South Africa. It grosses millions worth of tourism profits and has a rich environment, history and culture. All Capetonians are in a battle to the death to prove that Joburgers are the worse drivers of the two. [wordy]

7.) Month of your birth?

March: Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born. [like, hey shoo wow]

8.) Last person you talked to?

Jabu: Moron, but in a playful way. [I'm betting one of the creatives in the agency did that entry]

9.) One of your nicknames?

Gibbo: To elude capture by sheer luck for a large period of time, usually for inappropriate sexual conduct. [I... uhm. Well, got no answer for that one. 0_o]